Anybody tired of the “polar vortex" yet? No? Excellent, because it’s returning soon with all its tail-whipping winds and freezing temperatures as low as 35 degrees below average.
The expected timetable for the vortex – a name that’s not technically accurate in many cases – is that the cold will arrive in the Midwest this weekend and in the following days paint the South and East with misery…
Sorry mid-westeners but I love this vortex. See Colorado there? It’s not in the fucking blue like it usually is.
Have you talked with your children about big business and how they owe their lives to CEO’s yet?
Anti-big corporations messages on child’s movies is a far left thing? How can people from the USA live with that kind of content on T.V? Is Fox even real? Can people in the USA even say they are leftist?
Fox is the anamoly that near everyone can’t understand how they’re not some sort of fever dream
Like, we all know and acknowledge that obviously some people believe their constant bullshit - but we never really seem to figure out /why/
because lots of fucking awful people use lots of fucking money to ruin this world by dividing it into a team versus team pointless fucking argument and prove to the world that money can buy away any chance of progress or hope and bring people to the depths of destroying each other in an endless spiral of hatred and spite effectively rendering us all powerless and squabbling as each and every good thing about our lives is stripped away for the monetary gain of manipulative, cruel people who serve no purpose but to perpetuate the most destructive depressing and delusional faults of our lives
A children’s movie about how money isn’t everything? Oh noes, leftist conspiracy to take away a fraction of a fraction of the wealth away from our hard working CEOs into the hands of the dirty, dirty poor! Does the libertarian movement have no shame?
I’ve been called some pretty rough stuff in this line of work— “the death of creativity in music”, “proof there is no God”, what have you.
This one was too creative for me not to share. When it gets me to cringe AND chuckle at the same time… wow. Can’t help but slow-clap.
Just remember folks, if you can’t learn to laugh at yourself, others will gladly do it for you. If you can laugh off some of the zingers, you’ll have a much happier life.
(Also, this tweet touches on some pretty rough subject matter, is there a warning of any sort I should be including?)
That time that I dissed the Brony documentary and the person I dissed either searched ‘eurobeat’ or tracked the Bronydoc tag, found it, contacted me, then followed me on here and on twitter. Can’t really fault the guy on taking it so lightheartedly and being so pleasant about it. The comments on the post, however, are pretty funny.
I routinely search the “Eurobeat” tag, seeing as it’s my line of business (both as a musician and a budding online marketer). And, life’s too short to take things too seriously (especially myself or my taste in cartoons), so I can afford a couple light jokes at my own expense. My life’s funny, even when I don’t want it to be!
(…plus, God help me, it really was pretty funny.)
At any rate, I do hope there are no hard feelings between us today. Enjoy your evening, rest well tonight, and may tomorrow bring pleasant surprises.
And here we see an adult way of handling a perceived insult.