turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

So much bitterness.

(via thatsonofamitch)

buntoo:

it’s still unreal

buntoo:

it’s still unreal

(via bunbubspersonal)

captainfluffatun said: It's like cock in the morning in Denver go to bed

I’m trying but my phone keeps buzzing with messages.

"If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.

" Bran thought about it. ‘Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?’
'That is the only time a man can be brave,' his father told him.”

(Source: tywins, via captainfluffatun)

hunniusagi:

Here’s to another night of fucking hating myself.

It’s the World Wide Web

usbdongle:

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The most accurate portrayal of the Internet I’ve ever seen.

(Source: youtube.com, via captainfluffatun)

silvahound:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

this is gonna get taken down immediately

Miku on Letterman

i can’t believe miku is fucking dead

My mom LOVES Letterman.  To see these two worlds collide is hilarious.  I can’t even imagine what Letterman was thinking during that performance.  

(via astraedm)

emkaymlp:

this is why god doesnt talk to us anymore

emkaymlp:

this is why god doesnt talk to us anymore

(Source: spazzdhn, via thatsonofamitch)

fresasparaelrey:

How to fight the Arishok:
Run in circles for an hour
attack whenever
keep running
you don’t actually fight him you just run and hope for the best

The most honorable duel.

fresasparaelrey:

How to fight the Arishok:

  • Run in circles for an hour
  • attack whenever
  • keep running
  • you don’t actually fight him you just run and hope for the best

The most honorable duel.

(via mervley)

theroguefeminist:

recoveringtopanga:

thefitally:

little-ally-bird:

I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is

this is so dumb eat breakfast people

This is how the diet industry survives and thrives.  Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next.  Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work.  Pisses me off.

Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.

Eating small but frequently is an important way of staying healthy.  Keeps your metabolism up.  

theroguefeminist:

recoveringtopanga:

thefitally:

little-ally-bird:

I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is

this is so dumb eat breakfast people

This is how the diet industry survives and thrives.  Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next.  Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work.  Pisses me off.

Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.

This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.

Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.

Eating small but frequently is an important way of staying healthy.  Keeps your metabolism up.  

(via thatsonofamitch)